The snow has melted, the ice has come off the lakes and the grass is green! It’s time to dust the cobwebs out of the trailer and put on your favorite trailer park clothes! Let’s go camping! And, in case you are confused, We don’t mean camping out in the woods, we mean camping from the comfort of our respective home on wheels with full hook ups! These girls are not using an outhouse! We both have a fairly healthy dose of germophobia, and public washrooms and outhouses are not even in our vocabulary. Road trips are horrendous and I am careful not to hydrate at all until I reach my destination. I have been known to go HOURS, sometimes even days, without going to the washroom if my only option is an outhouse or a roadside truck stop. Not super healthy, or so I’ve been told. On the flipside though, we make excellent time!
To prep for the season, we decided to throw a ‘Trailer Park Princess’ party. We dressed in our very best trailer park style (for our version, please see our Top 10 List for this month), made ourselves some Trailer Park Princess Cups, added some personality to tank tops with fabric paint and had ourselves some typical camping food and drinks (of course). Check out White Trash Cooking and Wot in Tarnation?? for our May inspiration.
Trailer Park Princess Menu
- White Trash Sushi
- Edible Cigarettes
- Bagel Bites
- Hot dogs
- Corn nuts/popcorn twists/peanuts
- Chocolate coated pretzel ‘cigarettes’
- Coke with peanuts
- Jungle Juice
Most importantly, we had the opportunity to make fun of a few common misconceptions/stereotypes and take home some fun projects:
Did we mention that the Jungle Juice was really fucking potent and so delicious? More than just The Dollies ended up trashed at the White Trash Party – The Dollies