Tuesday Ramblings

Revenge of the Twitchy Toes

I have twitchy toes. I’m always wiggling them no matter how relaxed I am and my girls spend way to much fucking time making stealthy recordings of my feet. I guess I should be grateful they aren’t making porn. I have no idea when it started. Maybe I was born with it. Maybe it’s Maybelline.… Continue reading Revenge of the Twitchy Toes