I’ve learned that I’m great in an emergency...if I’m the only adult available. Years ago, a neighbor girl, who played with our girls daily, was riding her bike on our street when her brakes seized up and she toppled over her handlebars and her chin hit the pavement. We had just passed her riding… Continue reading The Toothless Wonder
I owe my love of country music to the two people who I loved first. Thanks to my mom and dad, I grew up listening to Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, and George Jones. When I was in grade 5, I received a tape recorder for my birthday. It was the most amazing thing I had… Continue reading “Live Like You Were Dying”
I would love to become an architect just to fuck with people. The architect who designed the washrooms in our library sure had a sense of humor. To be born with that sense of humor, have that talent and make that much money...well, you know he’s getting all the chicks. Let me show all you… Continue reading The Sound of Mus…er…Urinals
My social feed has been overtaken with black and white. There is very little room for respectful debate or shades of grey (who else out there can never use that phrase again without laughing a little inside). Everyone is right, and no matter what opinion you have, you can find someone out there on the… Continue reading Let’s Have a Healthy Debate.
The snow has melted, the ice has come off the lakes and the grass is green! It's time to dust the cobwebs out of the trailer and put on your favorite trailer park clothes! Let's go camping! And, in case you are confused, We don't mean camping out in the woods, we mean camping from the… Continue reading Trailer Park Princess
White trash, Redneck, Trailer Park Trash, Hillbilly. You’ve either heard the words or had them directed towards you. Admit it, every-fucking-one of us has done at least one thing in our lives that would fit into the stereotypical category of all of the above. We may regret our actions afterwards or we may not give… Continue reading Wot in Tarnation??
White Trash Cooking by Ernest Matthew Mickler You know when you google something specific and get lost in the totally unrelated crap that the search produces and all of a sudden you realize that hours have gone by without you being able to find the answer to your original question or you've forgotten what… Continue reading White Trash Cooking