It Would Be So Empty Without Me (Thank you, Eminem)

lucaI thought it would be quick and easy to write this ‘About Me’. It’s definitely not easy and I’ve totally blanked out. Thinking about it, I realize that anyone who doesn’t suffer from NPD (Narcissistic Personality Disorder) would probably have that ‘What the fuck do I say about myself?’ moment (hopefully, Robin didn’t finish her ‘About Me’ in record time so that I don’t have to add ‘rude bitch’ to this list.)

I’ve also come to realize that I’m awesome and I say that in a completely non-narcissistic way. I have two beautiful and funny girls and a sexy-ass husband. I’m not just saying that because I have to. They really are amazing, hilarious, exasperating, crazy and fucking annoying. Just like true family should be. I might love my grand-puppy more than my children, it just depends on the day. By branching out into other cuisines, I’m once again enjoying cooking. The working mom’s ‘What do I make for dinner?’ routine killed the desire to cook for anything other than the survival of my demon spawn for quite awhile. I have a vivid imagination which is a gift during the day and a curse when I’m trying to fall asleep or stay asleep. Luckily, I always remember my dreams because some of them are pretty fucked up.

The people who know me are waiting for this: Most of all, I love horror movies. It’s my Mom’s fault. I remember, as a small child, watching “Jaws” while curled up with her on the couch and every time the impending shark attack theme music would begin, I would cover my head with a blanket until the music stopped. The love of horror movies and all things “Zombie” has only grown since that damn shark propelled itself into my life!

C-Dolly (Carla)


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