I thought it would be quick and easy to write this ‘About Me’. It’s definitely not easy and I’ve totally blanked out. Thinking about it, I realize that anyone who doesn’t suffer from NPD (Narcissistic Personality Disorder) would probably have that ‘What the fuck do I say about myself?’ moment (hopefully, Robin didn’t finish her ‘About Me’ in record time so that I don’t have to add ‘rude bitch’ to this list.)
I’ve also come to realize that I’m awesome and I say that in a completely non-narcissistic way. I have two beautiful and funny girls and a sexy-ass husband. I’m not just saying that because I have to. They really are amazing, hilarious, exasperating, crazy and fucking annoying. Just like true family should be. I might love my grand-puppy more than my children, it just depends on the day. By branching out into other cuisines, I’m once again enjoying cooking. The working mom’s ‘What do I make for dinner?’ routine killed the desire to cook for anything other than the survival of my demon spawn for quite awhile. I have a vivid imagination which is a gift during the day and a curse when I’m trying to fall asleep or stay asleep. Luckily, I always remember my dreams because some of them are pretty fucked up.
The people who know me are waiting for this: Most of all, I love horror movies. It’s my Mom’s fault. I remember, as a small child, watching “Jaws” while curled up with her on the couch and every time the impending shark attack theme music would begin, I would cover my head with a blanket until the music stopped. The love of horror movies and all things “Zombie” has only grown since that damn shark propelled itself into my life!